long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

First of all the world is a not a monarchy so you cannot just reallocate the entire human population, secondly you will need more stories than that, that skyscraper is not longe nought to reach the moon and also it is IMPOSSIBLE TO have such tall installment stand up for long, it will crash because of the wind and air pressure. Please think before you write.

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Randy Blue: Lance Alexander & Sean Zevran

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